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QN5 All​-​Stars - Commercial Rap

from Cold​.​Killed​.​Collected. (2005​-​2010) by Tonedeff

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From Philaflava’s “A League of Their Own Vol.2”
Produced By: Tonedeff, Deacon The Villain & Kno
©2004 Vintage Music

V1 – Tonedeff – (TROJAN NUTFLAPS)
Are you concerned about the risks of STDs when your balls slap the butt-crack?
Introducing, the all new & improved Trojan Nutflap!
The only protection against disease for your sack/
That intervenes with the splash of even the sleaziest snatch/
Now, breathe easy! In fact, you can rest assured that you’re safe/
The elastic band attaches fast so that it’ll hold it in place
No exposure to AIDS, Herpes Simplex or Scrotal Warts/
TROJAN FLAPS! – For when your little lady’s a total whore.

V2 – PackFM – (NOREXAL)
Now, if you got a dry scalp, I know you heard this before/
‘Got snow on your shirt, homey, go brush your shoulders off’/
Don’t know what to do? QN5 brings to you (Norexall)/
A new medicated dandruff shampoo (Norexall)/
Experimental, not FDA approved/
But if properly used, some minor side-effects include/
Nausea, blisters, hair loss in some sections/
Liver-failure, a skin rash, and mild depression/
Insomnia and a slight addiction to crack/
But you’ll forget about your flakes or we’ll give your money back!

What’s poppin miss? Have you ever felt not so fresh,
To the point where you wanna wash your breasts and brush your teeth but it’s not your breath? Cop this then!/
Smashingale! It removes haters, improves vapors/
And if you’re getting your freak on, you can get it in new flavors!
Cherry Reds and Grapes! Your homey friends will stay/
Impressed for days, whether for the scent or the taste/
Representing your face, like a down ass chicks’ supposed to/
Also available in water & vinegar if you are old school.

V4 – Session – (SPICDONALD’S)
(Hey Mama! I wanna go to Spicdonald’s!)
Hey Latinos! We got something for ya!
A Side of papas fritas and a McPollo!
Drowning in oil! MmMM. What a deal!
Cop a Goya Malta and make it a meal!
(Yo Quiero Taco Bell!) No Cabron!
Go to Spickey D’s, cop a side of chicharon’!
Come down if you want some grubbin quick!
(Jingle) I’m lovin it!

V5 – Deacon The Villain – (SWEET STICKY DREAM)
Whether you’re married or it’s time to sin/
Go ‘head rub it in on your skin, in that special spot where privates blend/
Natural Male Enhancement Cream!
Sweet Sticky Dream!
Whether you’re with a smut or lady friend just trying to corner men/
But you can’t get it up to bust a nut on her chin/
Turn that performance from a Zero to a Ten!
Sweet Sticky Dream!
I know it’s not hard for you, you wanna do what grown folks do/
But you ain’t got the steam! You need Sweet Sticky Dream!
You try and try to get it up, but you need more than big D-Cups/
Her mouthpiece just ain’t good enough, you need Sweet Sticky Dream!

V6 – Mr. Mecca – (JAFONEY & LIARS)
Just call the law offices of Jafoney & Liars/
Forget them slip & falls or them accidental fires/
Here at J&L we’re all about getting you paid/
Suing the razor company if you get cut when you shave/
Help sue your one-nighter if you find her chest is hairy/
Or your babymoms for buying more milk than necessary/
Dial 1-900-IM-RICH-BITCH! Come on, It’s easy/
It ain’t like you got a job, you’re at home watching TV!

V7 – Kno – (DENNYS)
Now people have accused Denny’s of being racist/
So now we’re giving our restaurants a hip-hop facelift/
Jukebox pumpin Mack 10/
Every manager’s required to have at least 1 black friend/
We’ll give you people your own separate bathrooms/
Plus our hash browns are chopped and screwed/
All of that with a smile and a handshake/
This week’s Special: Fried Chicken-Flavored Pancakes!



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