V1
(red)I thought I was paid until I broke the mold/
(red)I spit shit more than an angry lama with a congested cold/
I’m eating rappers like vegetables/
Your mother choked on my cock, my god rest her soul/
(red)Now a moment of silence, please…Rest In peace/
(red)I’m running shit like stepping in piles of dog feces with impressive cleats/
I’m the lyrical teacher testing beats/
Tell rappers to sit the fuck down, like sex in seats/
(red)In a lexus jeep…Hold Up, I don’t own one/
(red)I just looked at your girl and still made her moan some/
Cause that bitch is lonesome, she be sucking on Tone’s thumb/
She thought fucking a bat was the quickest way to a homerun/
(red)Not recognizing her own son, Told you, y’all, she’s so dumb/
(red)She put her clothes in trackmeets cause her pantyhose run/
Um, you’d better respect the flows, dun, your show’s dumb/
Picked your style up in a line-out, and I was like, “Yeah, That’s the Old one”/
(red)Flows nastier than old gum, chewed twice, under the desk/
(red)Don’t try to decide on one of us, cause each one of us, is like one of the best/
Yo, I’m shunning the rest, cause now I be running with Heff/
Your girl likes when I spell my name in cursive with my cum on the front of her chest/
(red)So tired, that I’m hunting for breath…this song? becoming a mess/
(red)Saw your spread in VOGUE, and had to say, ‘What a wonderful dress’/
Tonedeff & Prax make you plunge to your death/
Got my own talk show, and I ask fucked up questions just to befuddle the guests.
CHORUS
Ayo, we’re massive. We’re so phat there’s no room for your asses/
Tonedeff & Praxis.
Tell me, are they nice?
PPSSSTTTTTTTT, Don’t even ask it.
Tonedeff & Praxis – QN5 Massive. What.
V2
Girls around the world be like, “Oh, isn’t T divine?”/
My rhymes are bananas, they play my tracks for Gorillas at feeding time/
(red)This rhyming style is what I redefine/
(red)Give wack MCs lobotomy’s so they don’t even have the piece of mind/
Yo, Prax, this ain’t hannibal… so feed em Mine/
If it’s a dope MC that you want, then, Tonedeff you shall see and find/
(red)Yo do that every freaking time, yo, you make me sick/
(red)You ain’t ill, you’ve been trying to get a deal since ‘86/
Stop talking that crazy shit, the way he spits?/
I wouldn’t be surprised to find “Casino” on one of them greatest 80’s hits/
(red)You’re just a nasty-lazy-bitch, walking with a lady switch/
(red)Using FDS just to cover up that lady-stench/
(sniff) I smell pussy, but you’re the hermaphrodite with a baby dick/
Yo, Prax you like this sweater? Yo, your mama made me this!
(red)But, the way she stitched, she blew the design/
(red)The only real reason I rhyme with you is for the free studio time/
What an EP’ll do to your mind, you’re hated by DJ’s/
All you get from QN5 is a free beat and an MP3 page/
(red)You claim to bring the heatwave, I’m here to give it back/
(red)Your shit’s so wack, your whole LP was hidden tracks/
AHHHHHHHHH!! Come on, that’s a wack diss/
Yo, this kid’s a prick, I’ll make him change his name from Praxis to Cactus/
(red)Let me guess, ‘I need Practice, You’ll knock me off my axis/
(red)Skills on the microphone, Praxis clearly lacks this’/
Nah, That shit’s too average, I really hope you rehearsed long/
Because it takes you 12 hours to record a fucking 1-verse song/
(red)Man, I saw you with your purse on, it’s a Gucci impostor/
(red)Man, how you gonna diss the only artist on your roster?
CHORUS
Ayo, we’re massive, Because I’m phat and Tonedeff’s a fascist!
He’ll get his ass kicked.
Tell me, is he wack? PSSSSTTT!!, Don’t even ask it.
He’ll get his ass kicked – Praxis is Massive, what!
Ayo, I’m massive! Cause Tone smashes Praxis the actress/
Tonedeff is massive!
Tell me, is he wack? PSSSSTT!! Don’t even ask it/
Prax is an actress – QN5 Massive. WHAT!!
Lucy Camp is the future. Beyond her unbelievable rapping capabilities, she's completely fearless and versatile with her sound. You literally never know what to expect from her. Tonedeff
Substantial is one of the greatest living emcees on the planet. Adultish is a masterwork of self-produced music about ageing gracefully, handled with a stunning level of emotional & artistic maturity. Tonedeff
This album saved my life. It's instrumental. Maybe that's what I needed at the time, but it got me through when I needed it most. Fantastic melodies and memorable moments. LOVE it. Tonedeff
The Maryland native is back with his fourth album, an expansive LP featuring Oddisee, Tonedeff, Marcus D. and Gensu Dean. Bandcamp New & Notable Jan 3, 2017